So, with Thanksgiving looming ahead, Todd and Cynthia are going to be talking turkey today.

More specifically, the five dumbest questions people have asked the Butterball Turkey Hotline.

These are pretty hilarious.

A few include how to roast a turkey so the results include brown tan lines in the shape of a bikini, looking to find out how much the turkey will expand while it cooks and carving a turkey with a chainsaw, yes a chainsaw, and looking to see if the chain grease will adversely affect those eating it.

We saved a few gems for the segment this morning, which comes at you at 8:40. Make sure to tune in and leave some comments on Facebook. What are some of the oddest questions people have asked YOU about preparing a turkey?