By Cathi Coppinger

Starbucks has released their new holiday cups that have traditionalist in an uproar! But why? Well, they are red cups with white lids and the Starbucks logo, however something many feel is very important is missing. That would be any reference to the holidays at all! No snowflakes, no reindeer, no snowman and (gasp) no Santa Clause! Christmas is being ruined by many because this little cup that they will throw away into the landfill is void of all things Christmassy! Never fear, GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump has a solution! Yesterday he spoke out saying, “maybe we should boycott Starbucks”. But wait, Donald, do you realize they pay you rent? Yep, there is a Starbucks in Trump Tower. He did say if he is elected president we will all start saying “Merry Christmas” again. Which is exactly the solution to the Starbucks problem. If you are upset by this plain ole red cup, don’t boycott, no, when they ask you your name tell them simply, “Merry Christmas”, BOHM! Christmas wins!