Lindsay Lohan’s probation was finally revoked yesterday for lying to police in June! She hit a semi, but told police she wasn’t the one driving. Witnesses came forward and said otherwise. She was on probation for the jewelry she stole a year or so ago. There will be a hearing in January that could put her in jail for 245 days!

A convicted murderer who sits in prison confessed to police that he had orchestrated a murder-for-hire plot. His plan, to have the hit strangled with a paisley tie then castrated. The victim? Justin Bieber! Apparently the inmate is obsessed with the Biebs and even has a Bieber tattoo. My question isn’t so much “why Bieber”, but “why a paisley tie”? It’s the guy’s calling card, so to speak. This wasn’t his first rodeo.

Every year we sit on pins and needles awaiting Barbara Walters’ announcement as to who she feels is the year’s most fascinating person. This year, she has named General David Petraus. Not for his accomplishments, but rather is fall from grace. Barbara interviewed New Jersey governor Chris Christie and asked that dreaded question, “Do you think you are too fat to be president?” Ouch! His response was that he doesn’t believe his weight would hinder his performance and furthermore, if he knew why he was fat, he’d fix it! Bohm!

Legendary Rolling Stones front man, Mick Jagger, was on the Late Show with David Letterman giving his top 10 things he has learned after fifty years in rock and roll. His #7 was a jab at Maroon 5. He says after fifty years in rock & roll he has learned “you don’t get a cent when someone does a song about having ‘moves like Jagger’”. Ouch!

And in shocking news we learn that Brittney Spears is the highest paid musician of 2012. Wait, musician? Taylor Swift, who actually can play an instrument and writes her own songs, was second and Dr. Dre was the highest paid in the male category. So, obviously we aren’t talking about them actually making music. Spears is at the top for her gig on X-Factor and Dre for his headphones.

By: Cathi Coppinger